i'm as cool as a rollergirl.

so, at soccer i pretend i'm too cool for shinpads, when in reality -

i am too lazy to dig them out of the closet.

so this is what happens, on both legs (please ignore my hideous pants):

then later in the week, i try to be cool in front of the brooklyn museum (fyi, the wegman exhibit is kickass) by trying to jump a curb. i FAIL and fall, in front of 8 million people (or maybe 10?)

please note: there is a fuckin ramp, maybe 3 feet from the curb

needless to say, my legs have seen better days.

this bulldog is sad for my embarassment: